Revision as of 22:30, 8 December 2016

• 5% of a watermelon is better than 50% of a grape
• Always in the last place (why would you keep looking)
• (It cost) an arm and a leg
• As sharp as a river rock
• As the crow flies
• Your bag (of tricks)
• Boobing (not river tubing)
• Birthday suit
• Bombshell
• Chicken/egg
• Comb-over
• Control freak
• Cool
• Cold
• Clean slate
• Deep sh*t
• Deer in the headlights
• Duck
• Everyone and their grandma
• Fat fingers
• Fixed his wagon
• Froggy (foggy)
• Fudge factor
• Glass ceiling
• Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people
• Hart of [gold,stone]
• Hollow leg
• Hot
• In the dog house
• It is beyond me
• It is what it is
• Like a moth to the light
• Meat salad (my Mongolian BBQ)
• Monkey wrench
• Nancy
• Not the brightest bulb
• Not the brightest crayon in the box
• Not the sharpest tool in the shed
• Numbskull
• Out of sight...out of mind
• Pencil Pusher
• Pigskin
• Poker face
• Right/Just around the corner
• Sally
• Saving for a rainy day
• Slippery Slope
• Smoking gun
• Snowflake
• Spreadshits
• Stink on shit
• Straw man
• Tool
• Use your head for something other than a hat rack
• White on rice
• That's going to mess up my/your TIVO
• Wally World
• Wasting time
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• WTF - What the...(f*ck)
• White lie
• White on rice
• You suck (d*ck)