Revision as of 20:30, 11 November 2016

• ...for a rainy day
• 5% of a watermelon is better than 50% of a grape
• Always in the last place (why would you keep looking)
• As sharp as a river rock
• As the crow flies
• Boobing (not river tubing)
• Birthday suit
• Comb-over
• Deer in the headlights
• Duck
• Everyone and their grandma
• Fixed his wagon
• Froggy (foggy)
• Fudge factor
• Glass ceiling
• Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people
• It is beyond me
• Like a moth to the light
• Meat salad (my Mongolian)
• Monkey wrench
• Not the brightest bulb
• Not the brightest crayon in the box
• Not the sharpest tool in the shed
• Out of sight...out of mind
• Right/Just around the corner
• Smoking gun
• Stink on shit
• White on rice
• That's going to mess up my/your TIVO
• Wasting time
• What the...(fuck)
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• White on rice
• You suck (dick)