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  • You may break a leg today
  • The fortune you seek is in another cookie
  • Time to switch sides
  • You are surrounded by dump people
  • Time to duck...or eat it
  • The fortune cookies are better at Mongolian BBQ
  • The food is better at Mongolian BBQ
  • The government monitors these fortune cookies
  • Don't eat here or you will become very sick
  • Found your partner on craigslist and s/he was not selling puppies
  • That wasn't chicken
  • The ocean would be deeper without sponges
  • I know your IP...watch what you do with it
  • Check your credit...it is out of control
  • Never tease a little person with a high five
  • Look for the exit...now
  • Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life
  • Don't you wish money were in this cookie
  • The end is near...it is all your fault
  • You will die alone with just your hand
  • A new wardrobe would be nice
  • Taxes are fun if you are already rich
  • Your panties are in a bunch
  • You are so full of shit your eyes are brown