Difference between revisions of "Funny Fortune Cookies"
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* That wasn't chicken | * That wasn't chicken | ||
* The ocean would be deeper without sponges | * The ocean would be deeper without sponges | ||
| − | * I know your IP... | + | * I know your IP...watching what you are doing |
| − | * | + | * Catch your credit...it is out of control |
* Never tease a little person with a high five | * Never tease a little person with a high five | ||
* Look for the exit...now | * Look for the exit...now | ||
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* The end is near...it is all your fault | * The end is near...it is all your fault | ||
* You will die alone with just your hand | * You will die alone with just your hand | ||
| − | * A new wardrobe would | + | * A new wardrobe would improve your appearance...probably not your confidence |
* Taxes are fun if you are already rich | * Taxes are fun if you are already rich | ||
* Your panties are in a bunch | * Your panties are in a bunch | ||
* You are so full of shit your eyes are brown | * You are so full of shit your eyes are brown | ||
| + | * Keep it in your pants | ||
| + | * Keep your mouth closed while chewing | ||
| + | * Body deodorant is cheap...use it | ||
| + | * Use your head for more than a hat rack | ||
| + | * Tease a snowflake today | ||
| + | * The sun won't shine tomorrow | ||
| + | * Think before you speak | ||
| + | * Matching socks are a good idea | ||
Revision as of 11:22, 26 November 2016
- You may break a leg today
- The fortune you seek is in another cookie
- Time to switch sides
- You are surrounded by dump people
- Time to duck...or eat it
- The fortune cookies are better at Mongolian BBQ
- The food is better at Mongolian BBQ
- The government monitors these fortune cookies
- Don't eat here or you will become very sick
- Found your partner on craigslist and s/he was not selling puppies
- That wasn't chicken
- The ocean would be deeper without sponges
- I know your IP...watching what you are doing
- Catch your credit...it is out of control
- Never tease a little person with a high five
- Look for the exit...now
- Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life
- Don't you wish money were in this cookie
- The end is near...it is all your fault
- You will die alone with just your hand
- A new wardrobe would improve your appearance...probably not your confidence
- Taxes are fun if you are already rich
- Your panties are in a bunch
- You are so full of shit your eyes are brown
- Keep it in your pants
- Keep your mouth closed while chewing
- Body deodorant is cheap...use it
- Use your head for more than a hat rack
- Tease a snowflake today
- The sun won't shine tomorrow
- Think before you speak
- Matching socks are a good idea